Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review. I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…
"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?
Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.
this man needs jesus
this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly
my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
is he talking to a fucking dildo