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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

matthewgaydos:

sinserto:

The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion

This makes me the happiest.

A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

awwww-cute:

My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly

awwww-cute:

My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

suavecrouton:

is he talking to a fucking dildo

suavecrouton:

is he talking to a fucking dildo